mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak
As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.
As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.
As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.
by steve Elektro June 25, 2009
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Get the shmooff mug.Swoodwee is a very delicious and expensive German breakfast. It consisted of either pancakes or waffles on the bottom that were stacked, then topped with the finest whipped cream and fruits.
1. "Today, we had some delicious shwoodwee for breakfast"
2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.
2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.
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-"Cover the Hostess shift this saturday and someone else will cover your server shift that you are orignially supposed to be working that night."
-"Serving I make like 100$... Hosting I make like 10$..."
-"Yeah, but the other Host needs off."
-"No way! Don't shwoopdidoop me"
Ex 2
-"Nike is having a sale on 3.0's!"
-"I just bought them hoes full price -___-"
-"LOL you got shwoodidooped"
-"Cover the Hostess shift this saturday and someone else will cover your server shift that you are orignially supposed to be working that night."
-"Serving I make like 100$... Hosting I make like 10$..."
-"Yeah, but the other Host needs off."
-"No way! Don't shwoopdidoop me"
Ex 2
-"Nike is having a sale on 3.0's!"
-"I just bought them hoes full price -___-"
-"LOL you got shwoodidooped"
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