Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

Shwank

When you go for a shit but you have a wank just after or before on the toilet

Went for a lovely shwank there man

by Idefinewords March 22, 2017

shwank

another meaning for "sweet" positive notation

Wow! That is shwank!

by Blythe October 29, 2004

shwank

the easiest way to communicate that you think something is awesome .

that was shwank!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!!

by reallywhite May 31, 2011

Shwank

Another word for cool.

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

by funu555 September 27, 2014

shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011