hand shandy

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

shwanty

An adjective meaning, to describe someone or something that is relaxing and enjoyable.

My professor was much more shwanty this Friday than he ever was before.

by New Drelson September 26, 2017

dutch shandy

Well known New Zealand term for a cocktail comprising of 50% wine (usually Pinot) and 50% beer usually lager.

"Hi Mr, can I have a Dutch Shandy? " "sure, the classic Pinot?" "Wonderful."

by Wooden leg April 10, 2016

Shandy Pants

A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.

Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

Hand-shandy

A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.

‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’

by Colonel Barnaby February 15, 2023

swandy

A sweaty handy. (A sweaty hand job)

She gave me a swandy last night.

by Larson73498 January 3, 2013

shandy pop

After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.

"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005