Shut the front door 

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

Shut the front door by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

shut the front door 

shut the front door means shut the **** up, but its not cuss words and you can't get in trouble for it!

Someone is annoying you so you can say "Shut the front door"!

shut the front door by Rydersilver May 23, 2008

Shut the Front Door 

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.

Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

Shut the Front Door by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010

shut the front door 

a phrase used when you don't want to say shut the "F" up instead.

person #1 I hope you die!
person #2 shut the front door, and be quite!

shut the front door by frankie frank August 23, 2009

Shut the front door 

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.

Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!

Shut the front door by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Shut the front door 

Romy Bauer first coined this expression in 2000. When she didn't want to say the "F word"

Romy is in Joel's caravan

Shut the front door

Shut the front door by Gandeybigtop October 6, 2019

Shut the front door 

Shut the front door is like saying shut the fuck up. I say this all the time to my friends because they can’t shut up. Your mouth is the door and front means fuck in my world.

Can you please shut the front door before I smack the shit out of you?

Or

Can you please shut the fuck up?

Shut the front door by Babyhands1 May 27, 2018