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Shut in season

The time period from late October to late March where it becomes mostly socially acceptable to become a total shut in and do nothing due to the shittiness of the weather outside.
As the beginning of April approaches, thousands of awkward teenagers and young adults groan in despair as shut in season ends and they no longer have an excuse to binge watch shows on Netflix and spend hours on urban dictionary.
by lightning_troubadour April 7, 2014
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Fat Shut-In

A person so overweight they stay inside all day long. Usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.
Person 1: Some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn't drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.

Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
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Pseudo-shut in

A person who mostly stays at home due to physical or mental health issues, disabilities other factors. Though the unlike the usual shut in, they sometimes leaves the house infrequently. Usually for various reasons, eg. an appointment with a doctor.
Inky is a pseudo-shut in, due to their physical illness and disability they usually stay at home. Once in a long while, they would leave the house for various appointments with their doctors.
by InkyMelany June 16, 2025
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Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut
by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022
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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.
by paradigms October 23, 2009
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something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
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