shumee

Beautiful, smart, amazing, loving, charming, sexual, but married to a total douchebag.

Shumee doesn't deserve that douche.

by thenick t December 27, 2014

Shmeezer

A person who is really good at rolling blunts, joints, etc.

Damn bro, you’re definitely a shmeezer with those rolls.

by K Ball 23 June 11, 2018

Shmeeze

Marijuana in any form

"Hey Poe, you got any shmeeze on you?"

"Pass me some of that shmeeze, Vyatt."

by IronMaidenFan66 February 28, 2021

Shmeezus

A man named Shmu/Shmuel with long Jesus like hair. When his hair is long enough his name is changed to Shmeezus for the greater good of everyone everywhere.

Shmu: What's good g?
*friend noticing long hair*
Friend: ayyyy you're shmeezus from now on!

*friend 2 catches on*
"Shmeezus we're going to eat later, you should come in a white robe so we can trip people out."
Newly nicknamed Shmeezus: alright, let's do it man.

by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021

shmeezle

what people in randolph, new jersey call nicotine

yo, pass the “shmeezle”.

by anonymous September 11, 2022

Shmeez

In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".

Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."

by J - Rob May 10, 2005

shmeez

Getting screwed over on something.

geez I got shmeezed on that calc final!

by Smithel May 18, 2005