shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.

"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"

by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012

shuffleboardmanship

The character, practice, or skill of a Shuffleboard player.

Man, that girl is good at Shuffleboard and is very courteous; she's always bragging about her shuffleboardmanship!

by Marc S August 14, 2008

shuffleboarding

Another term for “finger painting,” “Choking the chicken.” Or to be blunt, masturbating.

Greg: Opal, hurry up we have to go to Will’s party soon!

Opal: Okay, I just need to finish shuffleboarding!

by m a m a October 8, 2017