Shaint

When you are so scared that you faint and shit yourself...

Oh Crap, I just shainted myself...

by Jackalope97 November 19, 2011

Shaint

Shit covered taint. Gooey shit on taint

Doug shit himself and his taint was covered in it. Hence Shaint

by Shainty Devil July 25, 2006

Shaint Happenin

A slang term combining the words Shit Ain't and Happening.

"Hey can you spot me another twenty bucks?"
"Shaint Happenin"

by Mikerey October 22, 2011

Shainting

Shitting into a fan to spray your shit everywhere across a wide area (such as a room) to paint it with your own shit.

"I was way too lazy to buy paint, so I decided to try shainting the kitchen. I love the new color, but it smells like shit."

by DrLegit July 13, 2014

shainter

a shainter is a shady person who pretends to faint whilst mildly getting an electric shock from appliances such as dishwashers etc

jeez did you see that girl do a shainter and throw herself across the floor as if she had touched a live telegraph pole with her wet soapy bacterial washed hands .wow she only had a spelk ,how exaggerated does she need to be ??

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

shaint

to paint by smearing paint on a canvas,
most of the time the paint is half dried and you smear it with your hand.

Eliza used to shaint in her free time

by quendolyn August 10, 2020

shainted

sexy moderator of vikings and makes schit cold act up

shainted is a sexy fuck

by mrnrnrngrggghujihg June 24, 2022