Shismammered

A combination of the words shit-faced, smashed, and hammered; used to indicate extreme inebriation beyond the point that one of aforementioned words suffices to sufficiently express one's physical and mental state.

He drank about 4 Four Lokos.. I think he's shismammered.

by LampshadeStylist October 12, 2010

satismactory

The qualities of something must be sufficient for McNamara, or else it is not "satismactory."

"The terpenes were not satismactory."

by WVTR April 12, 2019

Anti Shitism

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism

Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism

by Abaynakar May 31, 2021

shitism

The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.

"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen

by Henry Taylor December 12, 2006

shitsmoker

Someone who likes to smoke while there taking a shit. some people like to smoke when they drink, but shitsmokers smoke when they shit

Hey danielle, did you know doreen is a shitsmoker, instead of smoking while drinking she smokes while shitting.

by Tommy Pito October 27, 2011

shitsmitten

the need to take a shit, basically.

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!

by Toadzor March 25, 2009

Shitsmas

The day after Christmas when you wake up and take a miraculous, emergency shit.

"Hey man, Mike's been in the bathroom all morning."
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."

"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"

by The Brown Elf December 26, 2012