Shromper

Australian slang for having a huge cone of marijuana

Oi Mate are you having a shromper? I have one waiting for ya

by Coneexpert66 October 26, 2020

strumpet

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.

It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.

by Lorelili December 30, 2006

strumpet berries

nipples

Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!

Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.

by cordygo2hell April 14, 2009

shrimperman

Noun: Someone who collects shrimp from the ocean.

Forest Gump was a shrimperman.

by DNUNZ January 6, 2008

Shrimper's Cut

A tactical move used by shrimpers (people who catch shrimp for a living). When fighting, a shrimper may use this technique by slashing the lower abdomen of his adversary. This is not a lethal tactic but it renders the victim incapable of fighting. The victim must use his hands to hold in his intestines rather than fighting.

Did you see that guys scar across his stomach? Thats a nasty shrimper's cut.

by Def Dr. May 8, 2007

Strumpetulance

n. unreasonable ill-temperedness exhibited by a prostitute.

Origin: Combination of strumpet and petulance.

- strumpetulantly: adverb
- strumpetulant: adjective

"Man, my hos are all uppity. I can only deal with that strumpetulance for so long before I cap one of them bitches."

by DerekT December 24, 2008

strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"

by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004