shrump 

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

shrump by thickage December 20, 2004

shrump 

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

shrump by Rick January 26, 2005

Shrump 

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult

"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"

Shrump by Fiveduck June 23, 2021

Shrump 

"Shrump"
a lump or mound made by a growing mushroom under loose earth, leaf litter or forest floor debris.
a combination of the words "mushroom" & "lump"

I found so many mushrooms today that were hidden under shrumps

Shrump by ThereIsNoGoodpseudonymsLeft September 11, 2021

scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012