Shrump

A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.

by Alex Squegg December 09, 2016

Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

Shrump

(in context to an object) Something that appears to be wrinkled and small, almost microscopic.

"Kermit’s frog dick is shrump”

by TheFallofvelma'slovelife May 15, 2019

Shrump

The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.

I have an Itchy Shrump.

by Yeahman149 July 16, 2010

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 07, 2019

Shrump

"Shrump"
a lump or mound made by a growing mushroom under loose earth, leaf litter or forest floor debris.
a combination of the words "mushroom" & "lump"

I found so many mushrooms today that were hidden under shrumps

by ThereIsNoGoodpseudonymsLeft September 11, 2021

Shrump

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult

"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"

by Fiveduck June 23, 2021