Showsterbate

To perform the act of masturbation in the shower

At camp, ethan showsterbated which wasn't cool because it was the only open shower.

by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009

Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

The last shibster

The last people of her kind, a so called ghost that wanders withing the facility, watching employees doing they're things, work, rest, supressing, and even until death she still watch them, the employees roumored that she was lost soul of a ancient species, and she is seeking vengeance to whoever kills her family and her whole kind, for as scary as she sounds, the employees felt rather calm that they have a someone that watches them

1: is there something wrong with me?, i felt something is watching me, i can't work peacefully, you gotta help me!

2: so your a new employee, don't be panic, that something will not hurt you

1: how can you be so sure?

2: the something you so afraid of named the last shibster as we here called it, she observe us all, and she is our guide from our madness in this place

1: how can you be so sure

2: trust me clerk you will know

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 9, 2020

Red Slobster

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.

Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.

by Bigzezee April 21, 2011

shrobbery

Theft of potted plants or shrubs.

Suspects are charged with shennanigans, public urination and three counts of shrobbery.

by Honest Ed March 13, 2007

Scrubster

A combination of Scrubs and chubster; what occurs when you watch an episode of Scrubs and end up sporting a partial, usually because the show is just that damn good.

Dude! I just saw that Wizard of Oz parody episode that Scrubs did a few years ago. It's seriously so good that I'm rockin' a Scrubster.

by Yeocmada December 11, 2011

shlooster

one of the weirdest kids i know

"im gonna take apart a fucking dryer one day just to find out where the dam socks go!" -oster

by leigh December 15, 2004