shrivley

Something long and scribbly

This scrumdiddlyumtious penis is so shrivley and long

by Shrivlemaster August 29, 2022

Shrivered

The art of being told someone screwed you over after a long extended period of time, say, a decade with life altering news.

Schwarzeneggar totally "Shrivered" Maria Shriver.

My parents totally "Shrivered" me by telling me in college I was adopted.
I totally dropped a "Shriver" when I told the RNC that I was having gay sex with the leaders of the local Catholic Church.

by ChaztheMan June 11, 2011

shriver

The combined reaction of shivering in revulsion and having one's genitals shrivel from the thing described.

Did you hear about the 62year old hitting on his 17year old step granddaughter?

*shriver*

by dkword July 10, 2009

Shriver

v. To shriver: blocking view ie. televison

Unknowing participating in embarrassing activities

Trying to be very funny and failing epically

"Matt stop Shrivering the tv!!"

"You definitely just Shrivered that sentence."

"Stop being such a Shriver!"

by Think. December 9, 2012

Shritler69

Shritler meaning is getting every girl he wants,being rich,having a big dick, and having a big brain and 200+ IQ

Jb is a true shritler69

by Lokolo Is Smolbrain lel January 8, 2021

Shrivled

Because fuck you guys.

Yes: Andres, Gene, Ilie, I mean shrivled.

by sab754 December 10, 2017

shrivller

A male whose penis looks shrivelled like a cocktail sausage

‘I slept with ryan last night, he was such a shrivller’

by Ginger.queef October 29, 2020