Shrinkle

The action that happens to a man's balls when he enters a cold pool or it is cold outside.

Dude! You said the pool was heated. My balls totally just shrinkled.

by B Dyal February 7, 2008

shrinkle

when the sun shrinks and burns something like skin or an egg on a hot skillet and makes a crinkling noise

the sun is a shrinkle machine, it is shrinkling me as we speak!!!!

by yo momma beoch March 29, 2010

Shrinkle

The physical reaction the body has when disappointed or defeated characterized by slumping of the shoulders, pouty lips, down cast eyes and hanging of the head.

If one is craving beans from Way To Go restaurant and upon ordering the waiter says we are out of our famous beans. The waiter could see me shrinkle after hearing the news.

by PedRitss December 26, 2009

shrinkling

When a male's penis shrinks and wrinkles because of exposure to severe cold weather or water.

From the moment I got outside, I felt extreme shrinkling going on. There was no way I was going to take my pants off outside today.

by HotCarlCommish January 17, 2017

shrinkle

v; to shrinkle: to shrivel or to wrinkle -- to decrease in size by becoming slightly withered and sad looking

adj; the art of being shriveled and wrinkled, and overall pretty pathetic and old looking

The plant shrinkled as it grew older.

Old people are usually shrinkled-looking.

by Meg0mon April 20, 2007

shrinkles

Wrinkles that appear on a woman (usually in the facial region) after significant weight loss.

Mavis: 'ave you seen Doris of late? 'Er shrinkles are 'orrid!
Dorothy: Innit!

by mr. duffy October 18, 2008

shrinkle

What happens to a guy's mansack when exposed to cold weather or water.

You said this pool was heated! My balls totally just shrinkled.

by Charlie McButterpants January 11, 2009