Shrinkled 

Shrunken and wrinkled

“Gee, that guy is shrinkled.”
“Yep. He is old shrivelled, wrinkled and shrunken.”

Shrinkled by Vee Mac May 24, 2025

scrinkle 

- to scrunch up
- no, not crinkle... no, not scrunch up... it's SCRINKLE
- kinda like wrinkle but no, it's SCRINKLE

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: SCRINKLING -scrinkles up paper-
Person 1: Scrinkle? But that isn't a-
Person 2: SHUT UP

scrinkle by raeraerareraerae September 10, 2015

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Shrinkle 

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

Shrinkle by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

ShfinkleHiemer 

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.

OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!

ShfinkleHiemer by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

shlinkle 

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

shlinkle by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010