ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Shrinky

Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"

A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.

A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.

I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!

One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.

Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!

That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.

"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"

You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.

Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.

by DMonkage June 2, 2014

Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.

I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.

by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

shrinrinyoku

A Japanese-American Soundcloud rapper with pedophilic/racist lyrics

Bro have you listened to Real Wigga Moment by Shrinrinyoku

by Lil Skelly August 30, 2020

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Shrinky Dink

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller

Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!

by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

springify

To modify business objects in java so they utilize the spring framework

If we springify our DAOs we can inject them into business functions, and add a new buzzword to our resumes as well.

by HardwareGuy January 6, 2006