Shrimp Dick

Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan

They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*

by Bertohasashrimpdick November 21, 2016

Shrimp dick

When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it

“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”

“He’s got such a shrimp dick”

by Sucktjesungodtjemightytjegreat June 15, 2020

Shrimp dick

An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.

That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 21, 2004

Shrimp Dick

That smell when you’ve masturbated 9 times this week and haven’t showered at all.

Shrimp dick’s gettin bad. I gotta take a shower tomorrow

by Cereal_is_Soup August 06, 2020

Shrimp Dick

Jesse Guzman

Jesse Guzman Try To Play A Girl And Got Played And They Found Out He Had A Shrimps Dick Shrimp Dick

by Shrimp dick March 04, 2016

Shrimp dick

When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat

Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle

by Big shrimpin October 15, 2019