Shrekoning

The day on which Shrek decides who is Shreked and who is left alive.

The day of your Shrekoning has arrived, Kai.

by Kaitlyn Jenner November 20, 2016

Shreking

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass

Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.

by CorMacklemore October 17, 2016

Shrekking

Uses the 2001 Dreamworks character Shrek as slang. Similar to "Shrek off!" and "What the Shrek?"

"get out of my shrekking way" "you're so shrekking loud" "fortnite is so shrekking stupid"

by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

shrexting

Texting people about cumming all ogre.

Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."

by booty_swamp July 14, 2014

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014

shrekking

When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.

This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.

person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!

person 1: oh god

by scumslug October 18, 2009