shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014

shrekking

When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.

This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.

person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!

person 1: oh god

by scumslug October 18, 2009

shreklings

In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.

billy: The game is over.

Ned: It's never ogre!

Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!

Billy: You little shreklings.

by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014

Shreking

This is a joke. Yeet
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All

Omg ur ugly lmfao let me post Shreking
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all

by SHREEK December 3, 2018

shreking

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

by jelkss January 16, 2009

Shreking

The act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy's desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of Universal and Dreamworks' Shrek movie series.

its a funny prank.

Bonus Points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
Additional Points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.

Example 1-
man: Guess who just got a healthy dose of Shreking.

man B: Was it pete?

man: YOU KNOW IT

Example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete's house. he showed me his new computer.

man B: did you shrek him?

man: big time

man B: sweet dude, lets watch iRobot, starring Will Smith.

by thesquidasaur August 1, 2010

Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009