shmekkin'

To have sexual relations

Synonyms: be carnal, bed, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, do it, fool around, fornicate, go all the way, go to bed, have coition, have relations, have sex, lay*, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, sleep together, sleep with, unite

I'm in the mood for some shmekkin'...I wonder if Carly's around tonight.

That Carly is a fine piece. She gives some good shmekkins.

shmekkin' by Shtick_Figure November 15, 2011

shrekkin 

having sex with a rather large person

person 1: yo, man, you know that chick i was smashin' last night?
person 2: that huge one?
person 3: hell yeah! i was shrekkin that shit

shrekkin by xchiropractorx August 14, 2009

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

Shmeckin 

a mutual emotional/romantic connection between two people.

There was no "shmeckin" with my date last night.

Shmeckin by botav December 7, 2005