slowthinker

A person who thinks slow, or is stupid.

' He's really a slowthinker, I told him a joke and he didn't get the ideea!"

by stefice August 1, 2010

Sholthink

1. A way to counter when someone comes up with the dumbest, most absolute batshit retarded ideas.
2. An emoji popularized by Bloons TD 6 servers as a poorly drawn thinking emoji.

Someone: Well BMA has a lot of high damage potential and should be used more often.
Smart BTD6 Player: :sholthink: It takes away to much money dumbass.

by Elite_Ninja6 January 6, 2022

Shothodzo

Shothodzo is a South African name that defines a guy that cares about you more than himself. He will text you constantly and its cute because it makes you feel like someone is actually interested in you and your life. He gets uncomfortable talking about things that have hurt you in the past like family problems, past relationships, etc.. He likes to kiss you on the cheek when his mother isnt looking, and he definately is the cuddling type. You can lay with him on a couch for hours talking literally about nothing. You can never watch a movie with him because you end up kissing or talking the whole time! Hes a weird person. He likes to make jokes around his friends, but he will always come by you and spend time with you and your friends, but you can tell he gets bored. He has such a great smile. Great eyes too. Great everything. You will fall in love with Shothodzo . I promise you that. He enjoys the thrills of life. He loves motorcycles, dirt bikes, fast cars, etc. He loves to have fun and laugh.

Girl 1:"Shothodzo is so sweet and caring "
Girl 2:"He is also cute, he is not like other guys"
Girl 1:"I so wish he was single"
Girl 2:"Too bad he has a girlfriend "

by PublicHeartPoet May 26, 2020

Shorthand Typing

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009

showsheep

A showsheep is the folkway of saying "show-boating" in Scotland. Only specifically used in the Inverclyde, Greenock area.

Hamish: "ayye ya fucken bawbag, ay just threw this kapper hundred metre, ye know ye cannae do that WIllie?"
Willie: "Piss of Hamish! Yer such a fucken showsheep lad."

by TheBawbagScotsman November 11, 2018

Shorthand

Shorthand typing.

Usually used in online games and instant messengers like AIM.

The person that is 'shorthanding' usually types messages with many fragments and errors, and no punctuation either.

Idiot: hey guyz wat up
Smart Person: Nothing much, you?
Idiot: lolZ, i wsa jus t @ my cuzzins house
Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there?
Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball
Idiot: we had a lto of fnu
Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding.
Idiot: lolZ @ dat!
Idiot: no wya!!
-Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.-

by krazykushluk August 18, 2006

snowthesaltqueen

snowthesaltqueen (badguyincorporated) is a cosplayer with 1.1M followers on tiktok.

Their favorite past times are stepping on graves and dancing with a baseball bat.

They also enjoy lewding minors.

Did you hear about snowthesaltqueen?

Yeah, what a bitch.

by yummytoesforlife69 October 27, 2019