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I like your shoelaces

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021
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Passion Shower

The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.

Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .
Get your tickets to ride. The Passion Shower will be boarding you soon.
by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
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it stings in the shower

“It stings in the shower” refers to mental health and thoughts that you may have pushed away become more vivid in the shower, and clearer to remember. It also referrers to the fact that depression can be stronger in the shower, and that self-harm provoking words will “sting”.

Another interpretation is that if you have recently self-harmed (cut yourself) the shower water may sting it. That is also what it could mean.
Teacher: “Lola, are you alright.. You seem down lately”

Lola: “It stings in the shower
by urbanexamples October 22, 2020
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Trump shower

A sex act wherein a billionaire hires prostitutes to urinate on a bed once used by an enemy.
Olga performs a Trump shower for $5000 and a night at the Ritz Carlton.
by zaaaaaaaach January 10, 2017
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Shower of Shame

The shower one must take after a horrific experience.
Examples:

Failed, yet valiant, attempt at trying to make it home before shitting yourself; Horrible break-up; Rick-Rolled; Watching 2Girls1Cup; Etcetera, etcetera

Usage:

John: " I didn't make it home last night...it was horrible man, I had shit everywhere."

Steve: "Looks like someone had to take the Shower of Shame!"
by booty bandits August 16, 2012
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Shower Bong Effect

When you fart in the shower and the water intensifies the smell.
The shower bong effect is when you rip an average fart in the shower and you almost have to exit because of the intense smell.
by runbucky April 5, 2011
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Strange Duped Shovel

The Strange Duped Shovel (SBD for short) is a strange quality stock shovel gained through a duplication glitch within the game Team Fortress 2. This has become an inside joke among the community thanks to a video by Soundsmith called “TF2 The Legend of the Duped Shovel.”
Orna: I’m buying a Strange Duped Shovel send me a trade offer
by Genevis September 3, 2020
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