shewank

masturbation when undertaken by the female species ie 'shewank'

im going to have a shewank over the bold guy from masterchef!

by nz_girl March 4, 2010

shibbity shabbity shwank

Used when a need for randomness, or silence breaking is required. An answer when non is relevant

1.
Joe: ...
Joe: ...
You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.
Joe: True dat

2.
El: So are you a virgin?

You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.

El: Cool

by ILoserMan June 29, 2004

shwanking

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.

Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2

by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006

shwanky

high class and full of pizzaz. In item, object or thing that has a high price tag and tickles the eye.

that was some ring on her finger, so very shwanky.

by shroomies July 31, 2007

shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016

Shwanksh

The act of starting a wank whilst you take a shit, then as one begins to climax stepping into the running shower to finish off. This ritual is completed by using your cum covered hand to wipe your arse, before slipping a cheeky finger (lubricated by the semen) into the rectal opening.
(A tradition originated from Loughborugh University)

Eyyy boys I'm off for a Shwanksh, pre's at half 9?

by SpooryG7 December 9, 2019

Shwankin

1. To be totally awesome and be filled with awesomeness. To be chillin and having a good time.
2. Also can be said as "shwank".

1. Oh man erin and emmy are shwankin there heads off. THEY ARE SOO SHWANKIN!!!

2. Niki, Dani and becca are coming over in a sec to shwank.

by NikiPie June 1, 2007