shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

by meredith May 13, 2005

Shot Putt Nut

When you ejaculate onto a golf ball and putt it into her butt-hole.

Charlie is a really good Shot Putt Nut-er.

by c0rnh0le May 21, 2020

Bulgarian shot putter

A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.

No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.

by retardsonmeth June 10, 2007

Putting the Shot

An activity so delicate, that you must have Andy Bosquetto or Mikhail Medina do it for you. Once you get your PR, you will pay with the price of no eating ass for the rest of your days.

Putting the shot is worth not getting your ass eaten...Gabriellius.

by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018

the Oklahoma shotput

When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.

I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.

by Will January 4, 2005

Horizontal Shotput

The act of sexual intercourse.

Let's go back to my place later on and do the horizontal shotput baby.

by Pal Blacketts November 20, 2006

Pepper John Shotput

To recieve a blowjob while taking a shat and having your partner rub pepper in your nose in order to sneeze. The goal here is to experience three satisfying feelings at the same time.

example 1-
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.

by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007