Shortpipe

Lame dick game. From having a small penis, cumming fast, or being semi flaccid. A man who is bad at having sex properly.

You need to stop hanging out with lame guys who shortpipe you.

by Young piper December 1, 2018

Shortphobia

The phobia of short people.

Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...

Kiddy 1: Oi bruv 'ave you seen that lil' shorty anywhere?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?

by PopeTouchy69 June 15, 2022

Shortsposter

Tiktokers who think they can getaway with posting their tiktok vids on YouTube Shorts

Guy 1: Look at this video I found
Guy 2: He's a shortsposter, don't brother subscribing

by brolan duk January 22, 2023

Shortpack

A short male that, is of legal age, posses ginormous cock and balls. Basically the opposite of a shortstack.

“Brenda, you’re lucky to be alive,” John said as he takes a sip of his coffee “your ass must cushion the brutal plowings from that shortpack. Ass must be stronger than fucking titanium.”

by Fumidafox February 29, 2024

Shortpack

A term to describe a short male (that is legal of age) that possesses a ginormous cock and massive balls. These types of people usually shot loads so massive that it could break a condom.

Girl 1: “man she’s so lucky, I want me a shortpack that could make my pussy look an inbred cloyster after sex.”
Guy 1: “girl, what the fuck on you on?”
Girl 1: “your face”

by Fumidafox February 29, 2024

Shortpost

A specific instance of Shortbait—a brief, dismissive response to a complex or lengthy argument, designed to refuse engagement while implying the target is pathological for engaging at all. Shortposts are recognizable by their formulaic nature: "lol," "ok," "touch grass," "go outside," "seek therapy," "too long didn't read." They require zero effort but deliver maximum dismissal. The Shortpost isn't a contribution—it's a conversation-ender, a door-slam, a performance of superiority through brevity.

"He wrote a detailed critique of my position with sources and reasoning. My friend whispered: 'Just say "ok" and move on.' That Shortpost would do more damage than any counter-argument, because it communicates: you're not worth engaging, your effort is pathetic, I'm above this. Brevity as brutality."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026