Shortland Street

The TV show that most New Zealanders love or hate. If you hate Shortland Street and you live in New Zealand then you should go commit die

John I hate Shortland Street
Tyler Go commit uninstall life

by Shortland Street November 9, 2019

Shortanese

A powerful language discovered by Monitor.

SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL

by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016

Ha Shorthand

Ha shorthand is a method for conveying different discrete magnitudes of amusement or laughter. It is derived from haha, and can be communicated with only 3 characters.

1Ha == Ha
2Ha == Haha
3Ha ==Hahaha
Etc..

Pablo Escobar: Knock Knock.
El Chapo: Who’s there?
Pablo Escobar: Mustache.
El Chapo: Mustache who?
Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
El Chapo: 4ha
Pablo Escobar: Great use of ha shorthand!

by sml12 June 11, 2018

Shorthand

The form of typing in which illiterates type.

Examples of "shorthand" include: u, ur, r, y, wat, dat, skool...

Illiterates type this way & claim it is "shorthand," because they believe it's easier & takes less time to type out than full, proper sentences.

Illiterate: "ya dis is shorthand u lozer ts easier 2 type lyk dis n dont take as long"

by Morava March 9, 2007

shortmans' syndrome

Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.

Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.

Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:

- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

AOL shorthand

A series of shortened down words. Includes:

- LOL
- u
- 2
- g2g/gtg
- bcuz

and such.

Often looked down upon as it doesn't look very smart.

"Cut the AOL shorthand, dumbass."
"wuts aol shorthand? also im not a dumbass u are"

by dj_gs68 December 7, 2003

Shotland

A person that can shot alcohol like its water. Hard liquor only, as cheap as you like. Bartons preferred.

That girl was drinking Bartons like she came from Shotland.

by Shotland August 13, 2010