Shorting

Using short responses via text message to show you are mad

I was texting my girlfriend last night and she was totally shorting me!

by wrangler101 February 6, 2015

Shorting

A financial term of making money when the markets are red going down to a lower price.
You make money when the market crashes and lose money when the markets are up . It’s backwards trading.

Leo Miamii said to short BA ! He made a lot of money shorting!

by One World Anarchy November 16, 2020

Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.

When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!

by Damin_216 August 24, 2009

Shorting

The act of tall women hunting for short men for sex.

The girls and I from the basket ball team had shorting on their mind!

by GW Bush 13 January 5, 2019

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

Shortin

A kind of slang thats been made famous by Slick Gamer...making a phrase shorter by cutting the words and putting it in one

English: Lets get crazy drunk on friday
Slang: Lets get crunk on last day
Shorting: Legget crunk on lazzay

by Lil' Shuffl3r November 11, 2007

Shortinic

A term generally used in referance to someone who acts stupid on purpose in order to make thereselves look cool.

Pronounced: Shore-Tin-Ick

Like when a person gets a joke perfectly but says that stupid, "Whahh..." to look cool and make people laugh. But everyone knows thats what there doing and they say, "Dude. Your being shortinic. Knock it the fuck off. Your not cool. You know what? Just leave dude. Just leave. Everybody who wants Mr. Shortinic to leave, raise your hand." And everyone raises there hand.

by BuriedInTheFlames June 5, 2009