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Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
by arseblog July 31, 2009
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scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
by Libraryguy February 4, 2010
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The Sharingan

The Sharingan is an ability that allows a ninja to copy, by mere sight, their opponents' techniques while gaining incredible reflexes and perceptive abilities.
I swear if I had the power of The Sharingan I would use it to destroy people like you
by The Uchiha Umut November 15, 2020
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Shoeing

To give someone a good kicking
That mma fighter took a good shoeing but still got a good win
by Hottub1974 October 20, 2018
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Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019
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Storing

Refers to the retention of substances in the anal and/or vaginal passages.

Although the term is sometimes used in relation to concealing illegal substances or objects from the law, the canonical usage of 'storing' is limited to fluids produced during intercourse.

Recently among the Millennial generation the term has taken to refer to the difficulty of felching an individual due to retention of felch away from the vaginal or anal opening.
Someone get me a straw, this bitch is storing.
by Just(In Credible) April 12, 2015
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showing pink

when a girl holds her cunt lips open for you
good strip club?
real good- the girls were showing pink
by Chilli ring November 4, 2009
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