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shoeage

The drinking of one's alcoholic beverage from one's shoe - as a fine or penalty for spilling some of said alcoholic beverage.
The fool spilt his own beer; he must take the rest as shoeage.
by DT5xx January 26, 2009
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worker shortage

Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.
The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.
by Irish connection October 6, 2021
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scoreage

When something goes your way. When something is more than jus score and needs that extra umph! Yell Scoreage!
"I got an A+"
"Scoreage!"
by Jeremy_F January 14, 2009
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The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.
by ineedsometp April 2, 2020
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White-Out Shortage

When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.
As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.

As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.
by OBAMA FOR THE WIN!!! March 31, 2009
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eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.
"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."
by iloveeggos November 18, 2009
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Shoeage

To own an over abundance of shoes
will you pick up your shoeage? I’m walking here!
by Kermitspinkfrog June 29, 2019
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