Shoreditch twat

Usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in London's East End area of Shoreditch. A Shoreditch twat has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by Brick Lane. A Shoreditch twat is defined by their Hoxton Finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullshit with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. The Shoreditch Twat has now been immortalised by the fictional Nathan Barley and serialised on TV by Channel 4.

Look at that Shoreditch twat across the road.

by Twiki-wiki-piki March 15, 2005

Im Shooked Bruh

That feeling you get when something catches you off guard, your pissed, you don't know what just happen, or having that "im done..." sensation.

Taylor: Aye check out my new Timbs they got heelys on them!
Matt: They even real Timbs B
Taylor: But fam look at me glide.

Matt:Im Shooked Bruh}...

by Glazzcoe December 15, 2016

shooked

You were surprised and shaken up, but suddenly, all in a moment

The Blue Heron walked by my sliding glass window and I was shooked.

by Boback and Michelle April 22, 2004

Shoreditch twat

20-something dressed in over-priced torn clothing and numerous 80s retro fashion items, sometimes including pink legwarmers. Ridiculous haircuts also de-rigeur. Comonly found in Shoreditch/Hoxton area, usually making bad art in an overpriced warehouse apartment while living on seemingly limitless parental funds. Shoreditch twats where once refered to more politely by the BBC as 'Hoxton trendies'.

Look at the ridiculous haircut on that Shoreditch Twat

by Nick Dawes October 1, 2003

shookidth

when your extra shook

Dave- i dropped all my hoes for a girl and she just played me
Gabby- omg im so shookidth right now!!

by 3 musketeers July 23, 2017

shookest

When you are the most shook one can be. Refer to "shook"

Seeing the Great Smokie Mountains for the first time... "OMG I AM THE SHOOKEST I HAVE EVER BEEN"

by haimarie September 20, 2017

Shookith

Shook to the core.

Also, when you are surprised of what Another human being or animal said or did.

I was shookith when Clarissa fucked wit my mans

by Fuckaniggagetmoney June 28, 2019