Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform
Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite
by SEANSMELLSBAD May 08, 2019
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Shonked

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
by Mr. Shonked February 05, 2011
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The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.
by Ricky Casino June 12, 2007
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Anybody that stands out, in whichever way: possitive or negative.
One shonk in the family's good/bad enough.
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man with a shiney head: 'i am a shonk'
by the_non_shonk March 29, 2005
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Shonking

Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.
Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?

Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.
by AngevinQueen October 06, 2009
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