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hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.
by Anonymous January 8, 2003
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shoddy not

Term used for avoiding unwanted responsibility in a group setting.
Chris: "We're outta beer... Who's going to the store?"
Alex&Zubin: "Shoddy not!"
Chris: "Fuck"
by ivan_the_terrible September 18, 2006
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Shordy

Shordy on the dance floor getting loose. Did you see that shordy
by mommy bobby June 28, 2008
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Shondelle

An extremely thugin' woman. Has always and always will keep it G. Some would say she's a lady in the street but a freak in the bed. Usually is equipped with a donk
Guy 1: Oh my that girl has a booty on her!
Guy 2: Yea!!! she might as well be a shondelle!
by JaneyWaney January 7, 2010
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Shoody

Person A: See that guys Shoody?
Person B: Yes! I see that Shoody! It looks as though it's the natural evolution of fashion, as though we have finally reached the lofty pinnacle of fashion and there, resting at the top, as though the sword in the stone were a garment is a practical and stylish combination of all the things we love in clothing.
Person A: Oh no! A surprise weather change, it appears as though it's a summer shower!
Person B: Foolishly you and myself are ill prepared for such an occasion, but that dashing fellow in his shoody will surely prevail
Crowd: All hail the shoody
by Pchizzy December 24, 2009
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shoddy body disease

A slang term for Munchausen's syndrome. Shoddy body disease is typically used when the speaker wishes to imply that the person in question is of a lower class. The sufferer need not be clinically diagnosed—shoddy body disease is more an insult than clinical reference.

Note that, as with Munchausen's syndrome by proxy, "shoddy body disease by proxy" is the term referring to the form of the disease in which mothers use their childrens' medical conditions for the same purposes.
My grandma's neighbor has all these made-up diseases and says her kids can only eat grains and meats. She totally has shoddy body disease." "This girl on my message board has a brain injury and back injury but mucks out stables. And her daughter has a fever of 102 every other day, and double sinus and ear infections constantly. Shoddy body disease by proxy is scary!
by MRB1980 June 20, 2010
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