shystery

When a mysterious source causes a smell of shit to the 12th power.

I spent most of the bus ride back to MSB smelling sleeping passengers in attempt to solve the shystery.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 21, 2017

shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

shyster steve

One who cooks the books for his daughters sake in U-12 softball

What a shyster Steve he is. His daughter grounds into a fielders choice and gets a fucking single!!!!!!

by John C. Dieter October 8, 2020

Shyster

A slime-ball creature lower than dirt. A person to intimidate you and bill you for their lies and deception. Someone who is more interested in their place in the professional pecking order than an advocate for clients. A high priced whore who is conjugal with either side of a dispute who then lends his or her support to the highest bidder.

I went to a mediation. The plaintiff made up lies. My lawyer said they might make you "look bad" you better pay them(the plaintiff) or face more fees. My lawyer was a shyster.

by Clear Light July 8, 2011

Showsterbate

To perform the act of masturbation in the shower

At camp, ethan showsterbated which wasn't cool because it was the only open shower.

by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009

shyster

The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.

It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005