shoveling

When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.

Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.

by Terry Taint October 18, 2012

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008

sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat

the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.

by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

Shivering Sheesh

Put yourself in peak climax and beyond. If you’re getting that “Shivering Sheesh” she’s going make your soul leave your body post nut. When she just doesn’t stop and your body is in a constant shiver, you have no choice but to let out a SHEESH, hence, the “Shivering Sheesh.”

The amount of talent that bitch has with her mouth will give anyone a Shivering Sheesh.

by TeamCletus. November 23, 2022

Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.

God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.

by A Tom15 November 4, 2008

Brutal Penis Shoveling

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.

The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

shoveling shit into the tide

To work hard for something with no final benefit or that will leave you worse off.

If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.

My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.

by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze October 2, 2004