Sombitch

The redneck dialect of the common phrase "son of a bitch". It can be used positively or negatively as it is in its normal dialect.

Positive connotation: "Did ya hear Billy Bob got laid by Sally last night. Whooeee! That be one lucky sombitch!"
Negative connotation: "Billy Bob you sombitch, you just slept with your own sister!"

by Darlord January 6, 2009

Somebitch

(n.)(redneckism)slang for son of a bitch can be a term of endearment or an insult.

c'mere ya lil somebitch(insult).
i luv you ya somebitch(endearment).

by randy white December 19, 2004

sobitch

Used to describe a girl who is cool and is easy to talk to when she is high but as soon as she sobres down she suddenly becomes standoffish and just starts giving you the cold shoulder for no reason, not really a full on bitch but almost there.

Guy 1: Bro what happened she was totally jockin u at the mall?

Guy 2: Ionno man, maybe she's just a sobitch

Guy 1: Dang bro, ur prolly right, that sucks...

by qwertyqwert2 January 30, 2010

snobitch

The conjugation between the words "snob" and "bitch". A snobitch is a derogatory term given to woman that knows she is attractive and uses it to her advantage to achieve her goals. Due to the fact that they know they're attractive all snobitches will put/shoot down any suitors that attempt to woe them, waiting for the so called "perfect guy". A snobitch will eventually settle for a male counterpart (see douche bag) and attempt to have a relationship. This relationship (as well as many others) will fail in the long run and the snobitch will spend the remainder of her life bitching about how much men are assholes and contemplating "where are all the good guys?" whilst growing older, less attractive, more bitter, as her biological clock begins to reach its final countdown (see "couger" after the countdown has reached zero)

In the land no less
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?

-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)

by dredd_90 August 5, 2010

Sombitch

Derogatory term either written "Sombitch" or "Sumbitch".
First penned and used by legendary actor Jackie Gleason while playing Sheriff Buford T Justice in the "Smokey and Bandit" movies.
Insult used to belittle people who have impeded the sherriffs high speed pursuit of the bandit.

"You see that, they went right through our roadblock."
"You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella."

by The Foul-mouthed Cypriot June 25, 2017

hoebitch

hoebitch is the combination of hoe and bitch...it often refers 2 a slutty person.

dat hoebitch is all up on ma man.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.

My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.

by youlazyass December 6, 2009