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Sockmaster

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster
by R8586N January 19, 2021
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the shock master

Meme wrestler that wears a sparkling storm trooper helmet
Yo have you seen the shock master on YouTube
by Mememan5647 November 23, 2016
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The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
by x cvb May 9, 2018
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Showmaster

Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.

In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.

Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.

We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.
“Nobody new David was a bigamist until both wives turned up at his funeral. What a Showmaster!”
by cardman December 9, 2008
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shockmasta

anyone who has mastered the art of the shocker
Man, Two in the pink, one in the stink...but wait maybe I switch it around cuz I'm a shockmasta!
by tristan phillips November 25, 2007
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slockmaster

Derived from the term "slock" or "slocking" which in this case refers to the act of spearing an animal (characterized by the satisfying sound of a spear or arrow slicing through flesh), "Slockmaster" an occupation absolutely rocked by Tim Wells, The American Slockmaster, refers to the mastery of the act of slocking.
Look at the way he speared that deer, what a slockmaster!
by RubyCalMG October 12, 2021
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shockstering

the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis
I like shockstering, but I'm not conceited.
by siCi September 23, 2007
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