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Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".
Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.
by beancrock July 16, 2019
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shmore

(N.)The incorrect way to pronounce 'smore'.
You shmoosh your shmore before you eat it.
by shmash June 24, 2009
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shmore

1. a chocolate covered cream puff with sprinkles
2.a flying band of monkeys with seven symbold crashing on each ass cheek of their originating exponent
3.on wedenesdays, PEMDAS
4.to rename a fellow bird with angus beef attached to his left wing in the mid-winter season following december's granola bars discovered originally by Senor Arthur McBright and company troubadors
5.to shoot someone in the face while eating yellow popcorn on a bright sunny day with Beto Chavez in Montebelllo High School
The dusty shmore was found inside grandma's itchy lechuga pants.
by CJ, Ze Random King of Camelot December 9, 2004
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shmorgon

slang for a vary dirty (STD) infested hooker
that thing on the corner over there half dead is a shmorgon
by mrsmiklegooglehimer March 6, 2010
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shmoron

The combination of a shmuck and a moron
My friend Jon is a shmoron, he doesn't know what a radiator is...
by Jay Reardon November 8, 2008
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shmreow

the noise that a dying cat makes. or a very old, close to dying cat makes.
Mike- my cat who is 17 is dying.
Bob- That's sad.
Mr.kitty- SHMREOW
by kathleen164 January 1, 2008
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Shmored

While having anal sex the male partner cums in the females ass, as he pulls out, she releases her bowls along with the cum you released in her on your genital areas, so they are now covered in cum and shit.
Dude she shmored me so bad last night!!
by Dupree-duval September 12, 2016
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