Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
by dawordmaster August 6, 2014
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by Isa-kun December 2, 2021
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by obico December 21, 2017
Get the shpookie mug.1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.
2. Word used to describe sexy women.
2. Word used to describe sexy women.
Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."
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Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."
Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."
by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009
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Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
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*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*
by T-Dog Mahoney September 22, 2010
Get the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz mug.shmooie means retard so scream it in class and annoy your teacher with it and nobody will no what it means.
Blake Ayo Terry, fuck goin on
Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie
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Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie
Blake Garrett you’re literally puppy chow
by Mjlhoe January 30, 2020
Get the Shmooie mug.A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.
Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.
by matt_losan June 19, 2007
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