shmoobs

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

by koworot April 28, 2013

shmoof

something too cute to handle

ADORABLE

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy

by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

shmooboo

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend

Oh, hi shmooboo

by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018

shmoompa

A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.

chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.

by bendaroo February 22, 2009

Shmoog

To describe anything that is zamning.

Describing someone as a friend. Term of endearment.

Damn Turro, that Jacket is shmoog as hell.

Jos, what's going on my shmoog.

by prodbyjos December 14, 2022

shmobe

An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.

Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."

by richard parker February 6, 2018

shmoofka

Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.

Girl: I just got a new puppy; do you want to see him?
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.

by 6.022 August 27, 2020