shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

scavenger smoker

One who dosn't finance their own weed purchases, and attempts to smoke everyone else's shit for free

Be Aware of the Following Statements:
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"

All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.

by Kyle coondeezy September 16, 2007

Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

2 Smoker

A term used to identify a 2 stroke dirt bike.

John: Why is Timmy mixing oil into his gas?
Billy: It's because he rides a 2 smoker, ya dummy!

by Hoodliver6969 November 12, 2016

second hand smoker

A co-worker who doesn't smoke but goes outside with the real smokers to talk.

"I don't need a light, I'm just a second hand smoker."

by Dan Lacy May 4, 2007

richard smoker

a cocksucker. a way to say cocksucker in mixed company.

why is everyone so nice to mike we all know he`s a richard smoker.

by ralf May 4, 2004

Smoker's Voice

Somebody that smokes cigarettes so much that they develop a hoarse sounding voice which rattles your eardrums.

"Man, that guy had such a Smoker's Voice, my eardrums felt like they were beating."

by KailaD April 13, 2007