Shmonoger

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.

1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.

by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

shmoogy

A small, cuddly person, typically very loveable and nice-smelling. They are no larger than 5'4 and have very cute smiles. They serve as major support both emotional and physical making them even greater than puppies. Can also be used as an adjective(1) and superlative(2).

My girlfiend is my shmoogy.
You're so shmoogy.
You're the shmoogiest.

by Poog Ers December 9, 2006

shmoogie

a black african person

there are mad shmoogies in africa

by bob beezly September 15, 2008

shmoogle

1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff

I totally want to shmoogle that guy" or "I feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats" or "Oh, shmoogle, don't worry, i love you" or "Yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth

by shmooglegirl June 12, 2011

shmooglemuffin

an amazing breathtaking flawless understanding fabulous incredible astonishing intelligent female who effortlessly falls under the category of perfection that most people dont deserve to even be seen in public with.

"hey you know alyssa?"
"oh you mean shmooglemuffin?"

by oh hey baby July 21, 2009

shmooglyboogly

A rare form of a greeting to fellow peers and/or enemies. Mostly used on the Instant Messenging Programs such as AIM or AOL, MSN, Yahoo Messenger, etc. Most react to this salutation with a 'WTF', 'haha', or a 'Are you high, man?.' Others may use this word to "joke around" if you will but mostly finding themselves looking like total idiots.

Y2KizCUMMING: SHMOOGLYBOOGLY!!
BananaPants3369: Hey John, turn around.
Y2KizCUMMING: Okay... *turns around*
BananaPants3369 signed off at 3:17:46 AM.
Y2KizCUMMING: Dammit! That's the fifth time!

by SolicitationIsMyEvaluation January 9, 2006