When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.
by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020
Get the Fatty Shmorg mug.1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood
1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"
by mandashake08 March 23, 2011
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1. “I kind of want to, you know shmirb today.”
2. “What the heck does shmirb mean?”
1. “Of course you would want to know you shmirb.”
2. “What the heck does shmirb mean?”
1. “Of course you would want to know you shmirb.”
by Slormbno March 19, 2021
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Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.
Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").
Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."
Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
by theoutlaw May 27, 2009
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by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019
Get the Shmiggles mug.1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.
1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.
by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019
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"Anything but Shmarg Casual should be fine."
"Anything but Shmarg Casual should be fine."
by lalalove45 December 4, 2011
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