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shmemtar

A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.
"Stop being such a shmemtar."

"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"

"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"

"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."

"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."
by shmemtar June 26, 2009
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shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
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shemmoth

A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.
That shemmoth shakes the ground when she walks.
by sashbri May 22, 2009
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Shmeow

What does Shmeow look like?

* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.

How is Shmeow used?

* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.

* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.

* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.

* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.

Who uses Shmeow?

* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."

How does Shmeow get into the United States?

* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.

* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.

* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.
Shmeow now or Shmeow later? SHMEOW ALL THE TIME!
Shmeooooow?
Shmeow me!!!!
by Shmylers bestfriend; Kqueen October 29, 2009
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Shmeow

Shmeowing is not intercourse, it's lightly tapping a vaginal or anal hole with your penis.
Girl: I am so hot right now, too bad we are in public with our friends.
Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.
by ahmandaplz February 19, 2014
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shmegmoid

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily
“Oh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”
by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021
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