Charlie Sheening

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.

"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"

by notoriousP November 19, 2013

Sheeping

The act of following someone in a straight line and needing to be directed in which way to go.

Person 1:Something, something something.
*Runs into person 2(who's turning)*
Person 2: God, Jeanie stop Sheeping, why are you such a sheep

by Tibbzy November 8, 2011

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent

"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"

by bourkes May 16, 2005

sheepfinger

one who likes to fuck sheep. like andy from chester

that sheepfinger caught anthrax from that sick sheep.

by someone May 8, 2003

Sheening

A 72 hour or more hooker, alcohol and blow extravaganza, sometimes ending in a hospital stay and/or death. Referencing the amazing behavior of the actor Charlie Sheen.

Oh, man, I was sheening like a total muthaf*^ker!

by Chef Mojo February 19, 2011

sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat

the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.

by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009