Shmeekle smockle

A wizzird who has a foot long dick

Do you know any shmeekle smockles?
No but I have a foot long dick.

by TACOCAT6400 April 23, 2019

Shmeddler

A term for idiotic people, usually used by elders in order to describe meddling kids.

Them darn shmeddlers keep takin my biscuits.

by thatonecrackoon July 16, 2020

shneedle

A shneedle is penis.
It comes from the German word Schniedel

My shneedle is bigger than yours ... Suck my shneedle, biatch

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

shmeedler

Someone that spends more time on social media than attention on the road whilst driving a prius

Don't cross yet here comes a shmeedler

by Cheekytikki November 12, 2021

shpeedle

a sound used to describe anything seeming fit at the time

That cell phone made a shpeedle noise!

by jennnnna January 14, 2008

Shmeele

A very large and round cat.
Normally very annoying and hates to be around strangers and held. WARNING - May be an alien. -lul-

Guy1-Dude your cat is so Shmeele.
Guy2-Yea, I know, I wish she was normal.

by The one and only Shmeele March 13, 2013

Shmerdleforpkej

When you mow the lawn and accidentally murder your family.

"Dammit, I shmerdleforpkej my family again!"

by Greensbeanspotatoestomatoes January 18, 2017