shmegal

being ugly or too be in an ugly mood

her face is so shmegal

by bic boi August 17, 2010

shmeegal

a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.

Johnny:SHMEEGAL, SHMEEGALLY SHMEEG!
Laura: Dosnt matter, dosnt matter

by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009

Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 21, 2004

shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

Smeagal

1. Nebraskan redneck that yells, "yeeeehaaa" all the time.
2. TAR piece of shit.

Smeagal wishes he joined the army.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003