shmamed

to be smashed and hammered

dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!

by KateLibonati June 11, 2006

Shmadadak

A word used typically to define laying the pipe down and or a form of pimp slap

This chick was all up on me and wanted the meatstick so I whipped it out and it hit her like shmadadak

by Thesourpatchkid October 12, 2017

Shadedar

The ability to pick out shady people with radar like accuracy.

My shadedar was telling me not to trust that person.

by $1400 August 23, 2018

Fooka Shaded

The disposition of being in a nightclub with all your friends and being very very drunk, the name derived from the German electronic music act Booka Shade

Hugh: Is that Booka Shade on stage?

Rory: It is, and I'm fooka shaded, get in!

by Zinedinemclovin October 10, 2010

shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

shaded

im chillin, im good where im at

im shaded at the house

by Meqz August 5, 2008