shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 20, 2019

shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA September 01, 2008

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 April 02, 2018

shlonk

micro shrimp dick

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk

by Don't come back September 26, 2017

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche September 11, 2008

Herba Shlonk

A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.

Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!

by BigDev52 March 06, 2016