shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

P Shlonk

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk

Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute

by DaddyDonkYurrr October 10, 2021