Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
by Gay ham sandwich March 03, 2019
I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.
by FigmentationImagnination May 15, 2021
Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.
by PieMan3259 April 02, 2018
by billy gouche September 11, 2008
To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 05, 2024