Shlock

1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully

Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!

by Chase Dorset December 02, 2006

SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK

That was so funny I shlock - ed.

by ketanga February 19, 2007

Shlock

A person named Shod's cock.

DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!

by beccaisapunk November 30, 2011

shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

Shlock

When a person who is usually lucid is confused.

Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?

by whoopdiscoop January 31, 2022

Shlock

Shlock ~ shemale cock.

"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"

by Hemuli November 05, 2021

Shlock

Someone who talks with food in their mouth

“John is such a shlock”

by 5mucks December 04, 2019