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Shlock

1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully
Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!
by Chase Dorset December 3, 2006
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SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK
That was so funny I shlock - ed.
by ketanga February 20, 2007
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DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!
by beccaisapunk November 30, 2011
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shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock
She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.
by snownook September 27, 2006
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Shlock ~ shemale cock.
"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"
by Hemuli November 4, 2021
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Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.
I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?
by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021
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When a person who is usually lucid is confused.
Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?
by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022
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