variable of shizam. Exclamation, an expression of surprise. Both negative and positive connotations. Derivative of 'damn'
by prolinium November 28, 2002
Get the shizamn mug.A curse without swearing; the word "shaiza" and "tard" combined offer two meanings. One is to exclaim in exasperation during a crappy situation, while the the other is to diss someone who is being a "douche". It can also be a word used when raging, metaphorically similar to the pokemon charizard's fire blast.
"Shaizatard! You poked my eye!"
"gtfo shaizatard, quit crapping on my lawn"
Team gets ganked by 5 AoE nukers in DotA... "SHAIZATARD!"
"gtfo shaizatard, quit crapping on my lawn"
Team gets ganked by 5 AoE nukers in DotA... "SHAIZATARD!"
by j1n February 24, 2009
Get the shaizatard mug.At the intersection of shit happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. Derived from the Greeko-Roman root 'shit' and Latin 'disaster', shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded 'shit just happened' and an overstated description of the event as a 'disaster'. Used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.
Entertainment:
From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."
Politics:
Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"
Housekeeping:
From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"
Parenting:
From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"
Nurtition:
From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."
From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."
Politics:
Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"
Housekeeping:
From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"
Parenting:
From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"
Nurtition:
From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."
by The Russian Bear September 15, 2009
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by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
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"Hey its Cowboy Hat Friday tomorrow, Shizango"
"I just smashed a ten km run , Shizango"
"On a scale of one to Shizango, How Shizango was that?"
"I just smashed a ten km run , Shizango"
"On a scale of one to Shizango, How Shizango was that?"
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